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The Oscarmort Song

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The Oscarmort Song

Hello Huminions. Lord Oscarmort here. Have you missed me? I expect you have. I can’t imagine your life has been up to much without my furry excellence in it. The thing is, the huminion that I thought was well trained, turned out to be untrained and untamed and basically a foul huminion. She ripped me from […]

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True Crime

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True Crime

Hey. How’s your week going? Mine has been a little odd. Surprise…. You’d think, really, that my interactions with random acts of weirdness would have topped out on Sunday, when I witnessed the drunken port-a-loo door banger at City2South. But no! I’ve got closer to true crime than that and have had firsthand experience of […]

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Finding Mojo

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Finding Mojo

I had an epiphany this morning. About mojo. As I climbed out of bed, I suddenly realised that mojo is very like Lord Oscarmort, the cat. Or an older teenager. And as Lord Oscarmort is a teenage cat, thus displaying all the worst characteristics of both, I feel very well qualified to comment. How is […]

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The Oscarmort Report

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The Oscarmort Report

From the Not Particularly Dark Side of the Moon Help! It is me, Lord Oscarmort. I have been catnapped and am being held prisoner. Against my will. Doors are closed. They won’t open. Something has happened to my huminions. They have forgotten all the training I gave them in door-opening. I am protesting. Loudly. When […]

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The Hipster and the Hippy

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The Hipster and the Hippy

So the house hunting has begun and one day in, it’s already been an adventure.  Herbert and I managed to be at every appointment on time, which was a small miracle, as I’m never on time, and more than could be said for most agents. But turns out me and the boy make a very […]

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Top Advice for Moving with Pets

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Top Advice for Moving with Pets

I just counted and it’s a maximum of 5 weeks before we move. At 5 weeks out, you’d think we’d have a slightly more confirmed date, but the thing is, moving can ONLY take place once primary school graduation takes place and well, the relocation company are somewhat on the laid-back side of the helpfulness spectrum. When we […]

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Should dogs quit sugar?

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Should dogs quit sugar?

I blogged once this month already, so I’m as surprised as you are that I’m back on the wires again. But I have some exciting news to share. (And it isn’t that Lord Oscarmort suddenly discovered affection. I mention this because he’s just spent the last 5 minutes growling and hissing at me for my audacity […]

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Running with Dogs

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Running with Dogs

I recently purchased a running leash, because I like the idea of running with the dogs.  My pooches are big dogs, ideally suited to long distance running and I’ve seen pictures on Instagram that make it look like a fun thing to do. But my purchase sat on the side looking interesting. Because I’ve tried running […]

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The Oscarmort Manifesto

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The Oscarmort Manifesto

Huminions!  I’ll never understand them. Why is a species so obviously so mentally deficient allowed to rule itself, and worse still, proliferate?  Mine went outside in a downpour this morning for the purpose of “going for a run”, just as thunder and lightning rolled in.  Even the furry beasts were sensible enough to take shelter […]

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My Top 10 Tips for Travelling

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My Top 10 Tips for Travelling

Good news!  Most of the huminions have left the house, and it means I am officially in charge.  (The leftover huminions can be controlled.  They are small and weak and know they need my protection).

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